a little story you guys wanna know (:

LOOK IT’S BOB
☻/ This is Bob, copy paste him on
/▌ every update you see so he can
/ \ take over Facebook. You’ve been Bobbed

If you hate seeing bob all over facebook here are some very funny and amusing replies to use instead:

LOOK IT’S BOB
☻/ This is Bob, copy paste him if
/▌ you think he is a piece of sh*t that
/ \ even can’t take over a cardboard box.

LOOK IT’S YOUR MUM
☻/ This is your mum, but doesn’t
/▌ she look exactly like Bob? That’s
/ \ because of the sex change operation.

LOOK IT’S YOUR MUM
☻/ This is your mum, she is
/▌ secretly seeing Bob. But soon
/ \ you may call him Daddy.

There are also other little characters which have appeared on facebook in an attempt to stop bob from taking over. Here are some of the alternative responses to being bobbed:

‘ ̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ this is terminator, his mission is to kill bob. copy and paste him everywhere so he can takeover facebook

̿̿̿ ̿’ ̿’\̵͇̿̿\٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ this is fred, he doesn’t want to take over facebook, he just looks cool.

(\__/) This is Phil

(=’.'=) He eats Bob’s

(”)_(”) run, bob!