feels like getting some work done…and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.
is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while…
doesn’t suffer from insanity… he enjoys every minute of it.
is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark
thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”
“Good morning…I see the assassins have failed.”
Be nice to nerds, Chances are you will be working for them.
is normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.
is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf’s a minute
Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
Have you noticed that the “lol” symbol looks like a drowning guy? I bet he’s not laughing out loud.
isn’t sure what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.
Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s $19.99 (recession joke).
is thinking of you…and the money you owe me and how much I would like it.
would love to help you out. Which way did you come in?
has CDO. It’s like OCD, except the letters are in alphabetical order…like they should be.
After thoroughly scouring your Facebook profile, I’ve decided that you can go to hell.
On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, my anger level is a 7.
Facebook helps me dislike old friends in new ways.
hates people that take drugs… customs for example
’s status today is brought to you by the letters W T F
is scheduled on MySpace until noon. Facebook at 12:01.
Can you tell me which way to the yellow brick road?
My status has a crush on someone.
I don’t know what you’re talking about………..I didn’t steal your status.
